- You think the right colour to paint a church is blue
- Your Church sells Marmalade to raise money
- Your Church has a walking group
- On receiving an important document you first proof read it
- You regularly make soup in large quantities
- Psalm 23 is ok but nothing compared with the Scottish Psalters version of Psalm 24 or Isaac Watts version of Psalm 122 it really is just another psalm
- The right tune to any hymn is that which is sung by your own congregation
- You put your hymnbook down to sing “When I survey..”
- Having candles in church is heatedly debated on the grounds of fire risk
I will add as I think of fresh ones
