{"id":533,"date":"2014-08-20T10:07:10","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T09:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/?p=533"},"modified":"2017-05-01T21:57:23","modified_gmt":"2017-05-01T20:57:23","slug":"you-may-be-united-reformed-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"You May be United Reformed If"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You think the right colour to paint a church is blue<\/li>\n<li>Your Church sells Marmalade to raise money<\/li>\n<li>Your Church has a walking group<\/li>\n<li>On receiving an important document you first proof read it<\/li>\n<li>You regularly make soup in large quantities<\/li>\n<li>Psalm 23 is ok but nothing compared with the Scottish Psalters version of Psalm 24 or Isaac Watts version of Psalm 122 it really is just another psalm<\/li>\n<li>The right tune to any hymn is that which is sung by your own congregation<\/li>\n<li>You put your hymnbook down to sing &#8220;When I survey..&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Having candles in church is heatedly debated on the grounds of fire risk<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I will add as I think of fresh ones<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You think the right colour to paint a church is blue Your Church sells Marmalade to raise money Your Church has a walking group On receiving an important document you first proof read it You regularly make soup in large quantities Psalm 23 is ok but nothing compared with the Scottish Psalters version of Psalm &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/?p=533\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You May be United Reformed If<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[328,508,330,494],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piety","category-piety-2","category-spirituality","category-urc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":954,"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jengiejon.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}